![]() 07/22/2017 at 13:24 • Filed to: Plane survival techniques | ![]() | ![]() |
You get on first and watch the parade of people inch slowly past. Wave at the little kids. Smile at the cute girls and avoid eye contact with their husbands, that sort of thing.
![]() 07/22/2017 at 14:00 |
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That’s not creepy
![]() 07/22/2017 at 14:17 |
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I always make sure to fart when I walk through first class.
![]() 07/22/2017 at 15:29 |
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Bulkhead row FTW! Enjoy the flight-
![]() 07/22/2017 at 15:34 |
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You’re my hero. Except when I’m in first class, you jealous poor.
![]() 07/22/2017 at 15:35 |
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No kidding, especially the way they pack these MD80s. Thanks.
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Only when I wear my mirrored sunglasses.
![]() 07/22/2017 at 15:42 |
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Bulkhead on a Mad Dog is even better. Nice and quiet up front.
![]() 07/22/2017 at 15:47 |
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I’ve only been in first class once, it was great.
![]() 07/22/2017 at 16:24 |
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Only place to be. Last trip I had a doggo resting on my feet. Bonus.
![]() 07/22/2017 at 16:26 |
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It is. Once in a while they stick me there to be nice and.not drag me down the aisle.
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I bet you made first class jealous on that trip-
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Prolly. He was a good doggo.